The Secret Life of ZOMbees

We have a fairly decent idea of what zombies do when they see a good meal: they leisurely move towards that meal and enjoy an evening of fine dining. They then check to see if there are any leftovers and, perhaps out of a sense of good etiquette, stay until they’ve finished their entire meal.
What I wonder is just what do they do when it’s not suppertime? Do they go listen to Martin Denny? Do they play Resident Evil on their ZomStation II? Do they do the tourist thing and hop on a zairplane to Zimbabwe or Zaire?


Is there a reason why they don’t want to share what they do with us? Is it a secret? Would we be envious? Just what are those little dickens doing, anyway? If anyone knows, please share!